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Sunday, March 28, 2010
Jis Khet Se Dehqan ko . . .
Us Khet Ke Her Khoshe e Gandum Ko Jala Do.
-iQBAL
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Phoonk Do Kun Ko Agr Kun Ka Tamasha Hy Yehi
Zindagi Chheen Lo Dunya Se Jo Dunya Hy Yehi.
-mAKHDOOM
Azadiy e Afkar hy Iblees ki Ijad
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Jo Dooni Fitrat Se Nhi Laiq e Parwaz
Us Murghak e Bechara ka Anjam hy Uftad
Her Seena Nasheeman Nhi Jibreel e Ameen Ka
Her Fikr Nhi Taair e Firdos ka Sayyaad
Us Qaum mai Hy Shokhe e Andesha Khatarnak
Jis Qaum ke Afrad Hon Her Band Se Azad
Go Fikr Khudad se Roshan Hy Zamana
AZADI YE AFKAAR HY IBLEES KI EEJAD
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iQBAL
udas q ho
Dilon pe beeti sari kahaniyan Sub sunao udas Q ho,?
Jo ranjeshen dil me pal rahi hen, MunafQat me jo dhal rahi hen,
Bhula k shikway mita k doori Galay lagao udas Q ho,?
Kitab-e-dil k tamam safhon pe Hum ne likha hy lafz Mohbat,
Hamein hamari wafa k aagy Saza sunao udas Q ho,?
Fareb khana b mashghala hy Fareb dena b mashghla hy,
To dil k lutne pe kysa maatam,
khushi manao udas Q ho,?
Maut Ka Hamla Achanak Bekhabr Kesa Laga
Maut Ka Hamla Achanak Bekhabr Kesa Laga?
Hanste Hanste Tu Ne Dunya Mein Guzaar Di Zindgi,
Ab Naya Zaer-e-Zamin Ye Tang Ghar Kesa Laga?
Dafan Ker k Qabar Mein Sab Berukhi Se Chal Diye,
Jis Se Tu Manoos Tha Ab Wo Bashar Kesa Laga?
Tu Hansa Kerta Tha Auron Ko Pareshan Dekh Ker,
Chal Diya Apno Ko Rota Chor Ker Kesa Laga?
Ab Na Wo Takya Mulayim Aur Na Bistar-e-Makhmal,
Jism Per 2 Gaz Kafan Miti Per Sir Kesa Laga?
Farmane Ali (as)
Apny Alfaz ki Hifaazat karo kyon k yeh tumary Aamal ban jaty hain.
Apny Aamal ki Hifaazat kro kyon k yeh tumhary Kirdar ban jaty hain.
Aur Apny kirdar ki Hifaazat kro kyon k tumhara Kirdar tumhari Pehchan hota hay".
Itna to Mere Hal Per Ehsan Kiya Kar
Ankhon se mera dard pehchan liya kar!
Kuch saath de safar me bohat thak gaya hon mein,
Kuch pal hon tere saath meri maan liya kar!
Afsaney Mohabat k adhurey na chor tu,
Jurm-e-Wafa ka mujhse har bayan liya kar!
Muddat hui is AAS par thehra hua hon mein,
Bhulay se kabhi tu bhi mera naam liya kar!
Apni zaat se wabasta kar mujhe,
Ho kar Khafa mujh se na Meri jaan liya kar
Sindh Ja Hukmuran
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495-632 (Rao)
632-712 (Brahman)
712-1050(Arabs)
1050-1350 (Soomra)
1350-1520 (Sama)
1521-1555 (Arghoon)
1555-1592 (Turkhan)
1592-1700 (Mughal)
1700-1782 (Kalhora)
1782-1843 (Talpur)
1843-1947 (English)
1947-2010 (Punjabi)!
Hamd
Qalam ko be Aajzi Main Dubo kar,
Sana-e-Rab-e -Jaleel Likhon,
Tavil tar se Tavil likhon,
Jamaal likhon
Jameel likhon
Usi ko Uski Daleel likhon,
Kaha nahi tha kaha nahi hai,
Mujhe Bata wo Jahan nahi hai,
Azal se hai Ta-Abad Rahega,
Wo Aap Apni Sanaad rahe ga,
Wohi to hai La Shareek-o-Yakta,
Wo Sab ka Khaliq Wo Sab ka Malik,
WO Sab K Andar Wo Sab k Bahir,
Wo Sab se Oopar wo Sab k Sir Par,
Raheem-o-Rehmaan Sifaat uski,
Bari Kareem hai Zaat Uski.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
How Poor We Are !
They spent 3 days there. On their return, father askd HOW DID U FEEL?
Son replied EXCELLENT.
Father said SO WHAT DID U LEARN?
Son replied,
"We hav no cattles bt THEY HAV 4."
"We hav a swimming pool which is quite big bt THEY HAVE A LAKE N ITS END CAN'T BE FOUND."
"Our garden has importd lamps bt THEY HAVE A SKY FULL OF STARS."
"Our courtyard ends after few yards bt THEY HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AHEAD 2 PLAY.
"THNX 4 SHOWING ME HOW POOR WE ARE!"
Logical Series. Puzzle
1
2
6
42
1806
???????
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Ans:
3263442
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Exp.
Multiply the with itself BUT ONE LARGER.
1 x 1 But 1 x 2 = 2
2 x 2 not But 2 x 3 = 6
6 x 6 not But 6 x 7 = 42
42 x 43 = 1806
1806 x 1807 = Ans
4 4 4 4. Puzzle
PROVE IT :
4___4___4___4 = 20
you can use any sign of math
to solve it.
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Ans:
4 / 4 + 4 x 4 = 20
Sahi tarah is tarah likhegen
(4 / 4 + 4) x 4 = 20
72 Heads, 200 Feet. Puzzle
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Ans:
28 rabbits = 112 feet
44 chickens = 88 feet
28+44=72 heads
112+88=200 feet
Is Qadar Toot k ...
280+256741 x 4726/ 95670 - 87135 +753 x 7435 / 542692 -85674+562 x [632+5(6+86)= ??
khud he hisab krlo.. :)
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Iska jawab ye hy
453868.059
;)
:p
Jesica. Puzzle
Jasica's father has 5 daughters:
1-nana
2-nene
3-nini
4-nono
5-?
What is the name of the 5th one?
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Ans:
Ofcourse. Jessica.
Read the Question Again.
Math Puzzle
If
5 + 3 = 28
9 + 1 = 810
8 + 6 = 214
5 + 4 = 19
Then
7 + 2 = ?
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Ans:
59
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Exp:
Substract 2nd from 1st, you'll get one no. Add both numbers, you'll get another no.
Terrifying Scrabble
-PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN
-THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
-SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
-ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
-SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
-ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
-MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
%§M§*K¡NG%
Everyone Fight for What He Doesn't Have !
Their attitude was humiliating towards the king.
They said: We Russians r far beter than u,u fight for welth and we fight for honour.
Napoleon's reply has ben recorded in histry as: "Everyone fights for what he doesn't have.
Jadugar - Puzzle
3 makan hain
har makan k indar 1 jadoogar hai
har makan k bahar ek chokidar hai
makan k indar jate waqt b chokidar ko 2 ruppe dene parhte hen aur bahar aa'te waqt bi 2 dene he,
Har maka'n k ander Jadogar he jo aap k pe'se double kar dega,
Aap ko karna ye he k jb aap last makan se bahar aao.
To aap ka amount 0 hojae,
Tell me Ur initial amount?
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Ans:
Sawa 5 rupe (5.25)
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Explanation:
1hla Chkdar. -2 = 3.25
1hla jadugar. x2 = 6.50
1hla chkdr. -2 = 4.50
2sra chkdr. -2 = 2.50
2sra jadugar. x2 = 5
2sra chkr. -2 = 3
3sra chokdar. -2 = 1
3sra jadugr. x2 = 2
3sra chojdr. -2 = 0
صبح تهي_
کن میڑیا ماٹک موتی
کن میڑیاکک.
ملیا انھن کی لکھ جن امید نہ لاتھی اللہ مان.
(شاه)
Usy Barishon Ne Chura Liya...
Kabhi Murh K Ye Bhi To Dekhta K Mera Wajood Zameen Tha
Wohi Ek Sach Tha Or Is K Bad Sari Tohmaten Jhoot Hen,
Mere Dil Ko Pura Yaqeen Hai Wo Muhabbaton Ka Ameen Tha
Usy Shok Tha K Kisi Jazire Pe Us K Naam Ka Phool Ho,
Mujhe Pyar Karna Sikha Gaya Mera Dost Kitna Zaheen Tha
Kabhi Saahilon Pe Phiro Ge To Tumhen Sippiyan Hi Batayen Gi,
Meri Ankh Mein Jo Simat Gaya,
Wohi Ashk Sabse Haseen tha..
Yeh Barishien...
Yeh barshien b tm si hain,
Jo baras gai to bahar hain,
Jo theher gai to qarar hain,
Kbi aa gai yunhi besabab,
Kbi chaa gai yunhi roz-o-shab,
Kbi shor hain,
kbi chup si hain,
Yeh barshien b tm si hain,
Kisi yaad main kisi raat ko,
ik dabi hui si rakh ko,
Kbi youn hua k bujha diya,
Kbi khud se khud ko jala diya,
Kahin bond bond main gum si hain,
Yeh barshien b tm si hain...!
Happy rainy day
...na Hoi thi*
Tanha thay magr khud se to Wehshat na hoi thi*
Ye din hain k Yaron ka Bharosa bhi nhi hay*
Wo din thay k Dushman se bhi Nafrat na hoi thi*
Ab Saans ka Ehsas bhi ek
Bar-e-Graan hay*
Khud apne khilaf aisi Baghavat na hoi thi*
Ujray huay is DIL k har ik Zakham se pucho*
Is Shehar main Kis Kis se Mohabbat na hoi thi?
Khwabon ki hawa Raas thi jab tak Mujhe Mohsin*
Yoon Jaagtay Rehna meri AADAT na hoi thi...!!
...k Bus !
Dil ne jheley hain mohabat mai wo "Aazaar" k bus
aik jhonkey mai zamaney mere hathon se gaye!
is qadar taiz hui waqt" ki raftar k bus
tu kbi rakh k mujhey dekh baazar k beech!
is trah toot k aain ge kharidar k bus
kal b sadyon ki "musafat" se prray they dono
Darmeyan aj b parti hai wo "deewar" k bus
ye to ik zid hai k MOHSIN me shikayat na karun
warna shikwey to hain itne mere yar! k bus...!
When i Got... Shakespear
the stage was gone.
When I was sure of losing,
I won.
When I needed people the most,
they left me.
When I learnt to dry my tears,
I found a shoulder to cry on.
And
When I mastered the skill of hating,
somebody started loving me.
This is LIFE !
(William Shakespear)
...to Behtar hy...
Jidhar jatey hen ye badal udhar jaon to behtar hy,
Ye diL kehta hy Tere shehar main kuch din thehar jaon,
Magar halaat kehte hain k ghar jaon to behtr hy,
DiLon main farq aaen gy, talluq toot jaen gy,
Jo dekha jo suna us se mukar jaon to behtar hy,
Yahan hai kon mera jo mujhe samjhe ga Ab Mohsin!
Main koshish kr k ab khud hi badal jaon to behtr hy...
Ankhain
Nashay Se Hr Dam Nidhal Ankhen
Uthen To Hosh-o-Hwaas Cheenen
Giren To kr Den kamal Ankhen
Koi Hai ¡nn k Karam ka Talib
Kisi ka Shok-e-Wisal Ankhen
Na Yun Jalain Na Yun Satain
Karen To kch Ye khyal Ankhen
Hyn Jeene ka ik Bahana Yaro
Ye Rooh Prwar Jamal Ankhen
Draz Palken Ghazal Ankhen
Musawri ka Kmal Ankhen
Shrab RAB Ne Haram krdi
Mgr Rkhi Hen Halal Ankhen
Hazaro inse Qatal Hue
Hen
Khuda k Banday! Smbhal Ankhen.
Friday, March 12, 2010
When i Got ...
the stage was gone.
When I was sure of losing,
I won.
When I needed people the most,
they left me.
When I learnt to dry my tears,
I found a shoulder to cry on.
And
When I mastered the skill of hating,
somebody started loving me.
This is LIFE !
(William Shakespear)